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markruffalo:

femmercutio:

girls don’t like boys, girls like halloween and mark ruffalo’s tumblr account

I like Halloween and Tumblr, too.

5 days ago on September 26th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

Right. So. The way I see it is… we say it was self-defence. And we do that because…well, Gina was suffering from…Stockholm Syndrome. Which is actually quite common in assistants with demanding bosses. The affair was just an example of how far Mr Kaufman’s…brainwashing of Gina went. He…made her fall in love with him. So in this way her…poisoning him was…an act of self-defence. [The class giggles.]

5 days ago on September 26th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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1 week ago on September 24th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

041: Don’t Give Anyone Permission to Belittle You

Some of my coworkers were talking about a certain customer that frequented the store over the summer that was always very rude to them. I had never met this man, since I worked at a different location over the summer break. However, they told stories of him being highly unreasonable, rude, and downright mean. Apparently he even made one or two of them cry. 

Now, never having met him, I immediately disliked this man. What type of person would think this was socially acceptable? Yet, I wanted to meet him. Why? Why on earth would I want to meet a man so unpleasant? Simple. 

I wanted him to try that shit with me. 

Somehow at the age of 16, working in service industry, I found a backbone for people like this. I can’t exactly say where I got it from, only can recall certain instances in which I used it. And several years later, it has only improved. 

Motto: Kill them with kindness. 

A person cannot claim you were ever rude or treated them unkindly. And being as rude as them gets you no where. Plus it upsets the shit out of them because they want a legit reason to be angry with you. And you can’t tell them, You’re a grown ass man, and you need to calm the fuck down. 

But most importantly you have to remember, no one has the right to abuse you or harass you in your place of employment. “The customer is always right” idea is bullshit. A customer can be wrong, very wrong. You have a right to feel safe in your place of employment. No one is above that. 

1 week ago on September 24th, 2014 |J

deadrevolutionaries:

  • Periods aren’t a big deal for some people
  • Periods are extremely disabling for some people
  • Pain is subjective and it’s different for everyone
  • Stop arguing about this
1 week ago on September 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
1 week ago on September 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
unslaad-krosis:

shrimpfajita:

unicornbl000d:

This is how you handle “the other woman” situations.
Girls, being a side chick is disrespectful to other women and to your self. We need to stick together and call shit men out when we see them, instead of laughing about their girlfriends and sending them nudes. Don’t be part of the problem.
Stick together ladies. We need each other.

"people over sexualize bags of tissue and mammary glands"
bitch why you aint send him a picture of the back of your knees then if it aint meant to be sexual??

God damn.

unslaad-krosis:

shrimpfajita:

unicornbl000d:

This is how you handle “the other woman” situations.

Girls, being a side chick is disrespectful to other women and to your self. We need to stick together and call shit men out when we see them, instead of laughing about their girlfriends and sending them nudes. Don’t be part of the problem.

Stick together ladies. We need each other.

"people over sexualize bags of tissue and mammary glands"

bitch why you aint send him a picture of the back of your knees then if it aint meant to be sexual??

God damn.

1 week ago on September 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
1 week ago on September 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

clockatrice:

dioscuria:

nevver:

Undo the Damage of Sitting

I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS BUT I AM FUCKIGN LOSING MY SHIT AT GROK SQUAT

fuck what the chair said

1 week ago on September 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
akiirei:

tentacuddles:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

You can distinctly make out that she’s saying “What the fuck? Whose alligator is this?”

Lele Pons

akiirei:

tentacuddles:

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

You can distinctly make out that she’s saying “What the fuck? Whose alligator is this?”

Lele Pons

1 week ago on September 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE